jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

drake & josh
season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
first day of chem labs:uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
last day of chem labs:spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants

flipsidered:

kitsune-minti:

characterdesigninspiration:

Quite a few people requested some form of trait/personality generator, and here’s the result!  I wanted to keep it vague enough that the options could work for any universe, be it modern, fantasy, scifi, or anything else, so these are really just the basics. Remember that a character is much more than a list of traits, and this should only be used as a starting point– I tried to include a variety of things, but further development is definitely a must.

Could pair well with the gender and sexuality generator.

To Play: Click and drag each gif, or if that isn’t working/you’re on mobile, just take a screenshot of the whole thing (multiple screenshots may be required if you want more than one trait from each category).

Yooooooo

Fair, ruthless, afraid of being forgotten, seeks knowledge, only child, never been kissed, fascinated by history and seductive?

sexy cutthroat nerd??

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.

(Source: mstrkrftz.com)

(Source: cophines)

victoryvague:

Orange is the New Black

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

arabacusplex:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

(Source: omegolamaniac)

leadmeouttothefloor:

snowfeels:

i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr

I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(

(Source: ladiespute)

I just used honey soap to wash honey off my hands. This is a world I do not fully comprehend.