hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

(Source: darkjak)

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(Source: felixdawkins23)

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

(Source: timetoputonashow)

I like storms. They let me know that even the sky screams too.

Hover over your birth month:

January | February | March |  April | May | June | July 

August | September | October | November | December |

Hover over the day:

1 |  2 |  3 |  4 |  5 |  6 |  7 |  8 |  9 |  10 |  11 |  12 |  13 |  14 |  15 |

 16 |  17 |  18 |  19 |  20 |  21 |  22 |  23 |  24 |  25 |  26 |  27 |  

28 |  29 |  30 |  31 | 

Hover over your current mood:

Happy | Sad |  Tired | Stressed |

Hopeless | Angry | Bored |  Sick | 

(Source: chylerwest)

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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do not fall in love with a poet
we are mean
we are vicious
we will hurt you

do not fall in love with a poet
if you break our hearts
we will show the world how evil you really are
through worn out metaphors and similes
we are loaded guns pointed at your heart
and we will riddle your very existence with bullets

do not fall in love with poets
if you love us
we will write you out to be as perfect as the stars,
but you are not perfect
you are only perfect to me

do not fall in love with poets
we are monsters
we use words to express what our voices cannot

do not fall in love with a poet
we destroy what we love
I destroyed what I loved,
still love

do not fall in love with a poet
do not fall in love with a poet
do not fall in love with me

Anonymous asked: I'm aro ace and was wondering if other aces sometimes experienced weird bouts of unhappiness where I just need to cocoon myself in ace stuff on tumblr? Idk if it's like a kind of sexuality dysphoria (sorry if that's appropriating from trans people, or if I've misunderstood dysphoria, I just don't have a better way of describing it) as it generally happens after things which makes the compulsory sexuality of society obvious. Idk just wanted to know your thoughts on this, sorry for bothering you.

perksofbeingace:

I have that. well the uneasiness about sexuality part.

compulsory (hetero)sexuality / amatonormativity are just so stupid.

I personally like to read children’s books at those times because they all exist in a sex-less bubble. I can pretend that all those kids grow up to be happy little asexuals and no one is ever forced to pretend that they feel any kind of attraction they don’t feel.

I’m pretty sure we’re not the only one’s doing that.

(Source: aryastraks)